January 2: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 4: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 5: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 6: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 7: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
January 8: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
January 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 10: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 12: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 13: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
January 14: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 16: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 17: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 18: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 19: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
January 20: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
January 21: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 22: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 23: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 24: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 25: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
January 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 27: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 28: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
January 29: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 30: Stayed home. Watched TV.
January 31: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 1: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
February 2: Stayed home. Thought about going on a cruise. Thought better of it. Watched TV.
February 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 4: Stayed home. Tried to read a novel. Couldn't do it. Watched TV.
February 5: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 6: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
February 7: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 8: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
February 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 10: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 12: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
February 13: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 14: Stayed home. Made a Valentine Card for myself. Watched TV.
February 15: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
February 16: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 17: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 18: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 19: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 20: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 21: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
February 22: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
February 23: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 24: Stayed home. Tried to draw a picture. Didn't work. Watched TV.
February 25: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 27: Stayed home. Watched TV.
February 28: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
February 29: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 1: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
March 2: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 4: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 5: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 6: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
March 7: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 8: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 10: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
March 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 12: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
March 13: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 14: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 16: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 17: Stayed home. Made my own green beer. Watched TV.
March 18: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
March 19: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
March 20: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 21: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 22: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 23: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 24: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
March 25: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 27: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
March 28: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 29: Stayed home. Watched TV.
March 30: Stayed home. Took out trash. Picked up mail. Watched TV.
March 31: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 1: Stayed home. Hid in bed all day to protect against April Fool's Day pranks.
April 2: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 4: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 5: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. No more toilet paper in the U.S. Began washing my ass in the shower after taking shits for the rest of the year. Watched TV.
April 6: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Thought someone came within a hundred feet from me and I screamed and ran back inside. Watched TV.
April 7: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 8: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 10: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 12: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 13: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
April 14: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 16: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
April 17: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 18: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 19: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 20: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
April 21: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 22: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 23: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 24: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 25: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
April 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 27: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
April 28: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 29: Stayed home. Watched TV.
April 30: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 1: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 2: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 4: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
May 5: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 6: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 7: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
May 8: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 10: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
May 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 12: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 13: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 14: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 16: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
May 17: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 18: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
May 19: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 20: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 21: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 22: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 23: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
May 24: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 25: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 27: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 28: Stayed home. Watched TV.
May 29: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
May 30: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
May 31: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 1: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 2: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 4: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 5: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 6: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
June 7: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 8: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 9: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
June 10: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 12: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 13: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
June 14: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 16: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 17: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 18: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 19: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
June 20: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
June 21: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 22: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 23: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 24: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 25: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
June 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 27: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 28: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 29: Stayed home. Watched TV.
June 30: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
July 1: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 2: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
July 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 4: Stayed home. Watched TV. First Annual Dependence Day announced.
July 5: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 6: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
July 7: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 8: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 10: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 12: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
July 13: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 14: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
July 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 16: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 17: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 18: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
July 19: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 20: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 21: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 22: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 23: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
July 24: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 25: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
July 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 27: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 28: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 29: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
July 30: Stayed home. Watched TV.
July 31: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 1: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 2: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 3: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
August 4: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
August 5: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 6: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 7: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 8: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 10: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
August 11: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 12: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 13: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 14: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
August 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 16: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 17: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
August 18: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 19: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 20: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 21: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 22: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 23: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
August 24: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 25: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 26: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
August 27: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 28: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 29: Stayed home. Watched TV.
August 30: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
August 31: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 1: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 2: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 3: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 4: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 5: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.Watched TV.
September 6: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 7: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 8: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 9: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 10: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
September 11: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
September 12: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 13: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 14: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 15: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 16: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 17: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
September 18: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 19: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 20: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 21: Stayed home. Ordered groceries. Watched TV.
September 22: Stayed home. My birthday. Masturbated excessively to celebrate.
September 23: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
September 24: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 25: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 26: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 27: Stayed home. Watched TV.
September 28: Stayed home. Watched TV. Found out every doctor and nurse in the U.S. had died.
September 29: Stayed home. Watched TV. Mass chaos everywhere in the country.
September 30: Stayed home. Watched TV. Trump declares martial law. Everyone, including the military, ignored him.
October 1: Stayed home. Stealthily took out trash and picked up mail. Watched TV.
October 2: Stayed home. Tried to order groceries, but no one picked up the phone at the grocery store. Tried ordering online, but there was no internet service. Tried to watch TV but all channels showed nothing but white static.
October 3: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 4: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 5: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 6: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 7: Stayed home. Ran out of food. Stared at living room wall.
October 8: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 9: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 10: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 11: Stayed home. Stared at living room wall.
October 12: Stayed home. Died of starvation.
October 13: Dead at home.
October 14: Dead at home.
October 15: Dead at home.
October 16: Dead at home.
October 17: Dead at home.
October 18: Dead at home.
October 19: Dead at home.
October 20: Dead at home.
October 21: Dead at home.
October 22: Dead at home.
October 23: Dead at home.
October 24: Dead at home.
October 25: Dead at home.
October 26: Dead at home.
October 27: Dead at home.
October 28: Dead at home.
October 29: Dead at home.
October 30: Dead at home.
October 31: Became a zombie. Left home to eat brains of the living.
November 1: Roamed streets eating brains of the living.
November 2: Roamed streets eating brains of the living.
November 3: Roamed streets eating brains of the living.
November 4: Roamed streets eating brains of the living.
November 5: Roamed streets eating brains of the living.
November 6: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 7: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 8: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 9: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 10: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 11: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 12: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 13: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 14: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 15: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 16: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 17: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 18: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 19: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 20: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 21: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 22: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 23: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 24: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 25: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 26: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 27: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 28: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 29: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
November 30: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 1: Had sex with another zombie.
December 2: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 3: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 4: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 5: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 6: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 7: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 8: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 9: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 10: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 11: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 12: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 13: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 14: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 15: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 16: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 17: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 18: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 19: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 20: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 21: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 22: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 23: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 24: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 25: Roamed country eating Christmas trees.
December 26: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 27: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 28: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 29: Roamed country eating brains of the living.
December 30: Broke into presidential bunker and ate brains of presidential cabinet and Secret Service
December 31: Stayed in presidential bunker and ate brain of Donald Trump. Died from malnutrition.
